January 2012
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Review: The Grey
Liam Neeson’s career has been gone through a rather confusing track over the past decade or so. Though he has been around since the late seventies in some incarnation or another, Neeson really came into the public consciousness with 1996’s Schindler’s List and 1999’s Star Wars Episode I: the Phantom...
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So the new Resident Evil trailer is basically a...
You know, this is just typical Hollywood, whoring out movies and bringing down an entire art form so that they can… no. You know what? I don’t even fucking care anymore, this is hilarious. As if this series wasn’t enough of a joke already it looks like Sony will be using the new entry in this bizarrely popular abomination of a seires to pimp such products as the Vita and their...
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Review: Contraband
When I started doing reviews I was concerned about running into a problem that a lot of unknown, new-timer movie reviewers ran into: I would only review movies I like. If one was to go through the first few reviews I have done, the lowest score I’ve given out has been a 4/5. To try and make myself a bit more credible I have decided...
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Review: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy was first released in the middle of Bondmania, the first real explosion of spy-oriented literature. Despite being able to be cast into the same broad spectrum of fiction, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy bears about as much resemblance to the stories of James Bond as ET does to Skyline. The flashy and handsome bond is...
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Today In: Well that's Interesting
A claymation penguin reenactment of John Carpenter’s phenomenal horror movie the Thing. It is adorable, gruesome, and hilarious.
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Top Ten Movies of 2011
Well, it’s nice to be back. The holidays are nice and all, but during all that rest and relaxation it appears that I forgot about this little soapbox of mine. Considering that I am now up to 7 subscribers, one billionth of the human population mind you, I feel as if I should keep the content flowing.
With the end of the year comes a literal flood of top ten lists. From the top ten music...
